Someone broke into my mums house last night, stole a dozen eggs. All the police could find was a pan of boiling water, they believe it’s the work of poachers!
Don’t worry: they’ll be putting a hard-boiled detective on to it. He’ll soon crack the case.
I know people are laughing about this case but it’s no yolk. The little cluckers could be campine out nearby, ready-baste to strike again.
An Eggcellent Yolk ..! Bravo
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All these people scrambling to think of terrible egg puns…
I think they’re egg-cellent!
That reminds me. Two neighbour farmers didn’t get on. One day a hen layed an egg on the boundary and it rolled down a slight incline onto the neighbour’s land who instantly claimed it as his own.
Well the high side farmer was furious, and after an apoplectic week of complaining he told the low side farmer the only fair way to settle the issue was with the traditional bollock kicking contest, I’ll go first.
Agreeing, the low side farmer snarled do your worst.
So the high side farmer took a really good run up and kicked the low side farmer in the wedding tackle as hard as he could. Well, after some considerable period of time, the low side farmer staggered to his feet and said weakly ‘my turn’..
To which the high side farmer said ‘Oh keep the f*"king egg!’
Don’t know if any of you heard about this???
But coming from the rural side of the lakes I’m very much on the side of the farmer… and a load of my mates found this almost as funny! 
Yes that has tickled me. Especially about the cars being covered in poo lol
It’s a scam, you’ll just get an empty box.
Good bit of photoshopping there Dave…
Many a true word is spoken in jest. 