My fathers day card had some back-up dad jokes for me… sorry!
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Out of interest… The average length of service for UK Prime Ministers prior to February 2011 was approximately 4.6 years… AFTER that date, their average length of service is approximately 2 years and 3 months.
Guess when Larry moved in… 
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Interesting. Obviously a cat of great discernment and influence.
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is the nearest I could find to a “groan” face! 
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Why do people leave graffiti around Ibrox saying 'F… the Pope?
Because they’re much less likely to get caught than by writing ‘F… the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland’.
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Romanes Eunt Domus.
Back in the day…
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Briiing, briiing… briiing, briiing…
“Gianni, great to speak to you again. First of all, congratulations. Tremendous job with the World Cup. Everybody’s talking about it. Beautiful tournament. Maybe the best ever—people are saying that.
But, Gianni, we’ve got a little situation. You know it, I know it. America’s hosting this incredible event, the crowds are unbelievable, the ratings are through the roof, everybody loves it… and then our guys? They go out too early. Not good. Not good for the tournament.
…
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Maybe lnfantino will retrospectively ban all countries who put mayonnaise on their chips…
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You buy a car, run it for 2, 3, 4 maybe 5 years, trade it for another one.
You buy a bike, and…
Fit a radiator guard, fender extender, rear hugger, maybe a tail tidy
Get a better screen, and some handguards
Heated grips would be nice
Phone mount for your phone/gps
Sore bum, need a comfort seat
Nope must be the rear shock - replace that
Better get some crash bars to protect the bike if I come off
That gives you a place to fit some additional lights
Time for a trip - fit a rack and some luggage
A tank bag would be handy too
Centre stand, nobody fits them any more… except maybe Royal Enfield
Side stand foot for more security parking on gravel
Better get a sump guard too
It’s a bit of a reach for that clutch lever - adjustable levers will sort that
A nice new exhaust pipe would sound better and save a bit of weight (!)
One more tooth on that front sprocket would drop the revs on motorways
Pretty soon the bike is just about the way you want it… except…
You’d like a bit more power…
So you sell it and start again.
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