News Briefs 🩲

Liz Truss explains the size of her haddock at the alt-right conspiracy theorists annual dinner.

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Pet Shop Boys release Christmas single - “Teflon Boys”

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Stop posting your fake news stories. :joy:

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Yvette Cooper eagerly scans the horizon for the 13000 extra neighbourhood police officers she is putting on the streets.

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Headlines

As winter solstice approaches, British finally enjoy relief from blistering summer weather.

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Jaguar release new Electric powered car.
The new Hi-Power electric motor is activated at the press of a button to start the V8 Turbo engine.
“We love electric power……”

(Pink is the only colour option… :rainbow_flag:)

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Budget cuts blamed for absence of fluffy white cat from new spin-off movie ‘Blofeld’.

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Nicholas Parsons considers return from grave to host “Just a minute” 2025

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Plays political hokie-kokie… you put the right boot in; and now the right boot’s out!

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The Prime Minister announces the economy is totally screwed and says everyone should head for the streets of Europe to beg for spare cash.

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BBC revive the Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special.

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