Unfortunately my Spanish does not stretch beyond “dos cervesas por favor”… 
Mine doesn’t go that far:crazy_face:
I’ve never been to Spain. I did get an A Level in Spanish 57 years ago, and enough of it still remains to just about understand simple cartoons.
It’s a prison. The prisoner serving up the dinner is asking “To eat here or to take away?” The prisoner in the queue is replying “You’re so funny” (literally:“You’re a funny idiot.”)
Well, it amused me anyway…
I feel you overestimated your fellow forumites 
There are obviously not enough cunning linguists among us.
I can ask for 2 white coffees, say hello, thank you, and hello beautiful lady… and thats my Spanish exhausted
Had to read that twice, bit of a tongue twister that one!!
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