This made me laugh

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Hmmm… decisions???

Genuinely not made up…

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Keith Richards once got a turtle for his birthday. He asked: “How old will it get.” They told him: “About 300 years.” He said: “Now you see why I’m against it, you get attached to such an animal and then it dies.”

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When I was a teenager I ended up with a copy of The Button Down Mind… record. Funny then. Still funny now.

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My wife uses that when she’s mopped through !!!

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https://youtube.com/shorts/cZJ6tMFEOJk?si=JJl9IHU5UgMQ2jpq

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https://imgur.com/gallery/tattooed-into-head-ddjWnzk

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