Do you mind?. I’m just sitting down to my breakfast…
Boiled eggs? 
With rump steak.
Hey @Hubaxe, is it true that the World ruler twanging championship next year will be held in Dordogne?
My English skills are not high enough to get that joke 
I have Pm’d
I didn’t get it either…
Who are all you people? And what are you doing putting all these messages on my television…
I have pm’d you as well! I think you will find that it’s a high-brow level of humour!
I believe the French bought ‘Allo ‘Allo. Baffling.
My future son in law parents bought 2 RPM “Faulty Towers”. 
Had to listen more that one time to get almost all.
I’m a big fan of Monty Python guys. (the ministry of silly walks kills me everytime)
“I know nothing, I’m from Barcelona”… 
Documentaries about the war sell big in France.
Hi speke Ingleesh - hi lern it from hi buk…?
