“Boil In The Bag” nearly done? 
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Not yet, be a couple of weeks more at least 
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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
This is called the
Wurst Käse scenario.
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I thought you might appreciate this one, @Hubaxe. 
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the
hole’ she said with a Wispa.
… ‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch…
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
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I don’t know why the link to play here doesn’t work, but it’s amusing enough to follow the link to YouTube for…
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That’s the git who always sits/stands in front of me
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He’s having a giraffe…
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It’s for mums
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Is there anything the yanks haven’t corrupted yet?
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