Yesterday’s front page.
I saw a few days ago that a UK government said Trump could expect ‘a warm reception’ here. True, but I suspect not the way the spokesman meant…
It’s beyond me a convicted felon is allowed to occupy an office, and the power that comes with it, like that.
His electorate doesn’t appear to mind though, which might be even more frightening.
Large numbers of police and army being deployed at UK taxpayers’ expense to prevent the grateful population from showering him with blessings…
A Texan millionaire ‘big game hunter’ has just been killed in South Africa by a Cape Buffalo he was trying to shoot, causing widespread hilarity on the internet. The word ‘karma’ springs to mind…
Front picture on BBC atm… If it had an Issac Hayes backing track, could be an outtake from a Tarantino movie! 
Actually, I’ve just noticed, he did make that movie a couple of years or so ago…
Well you’d be in a right mess if you missed that part
Well that was an easy decision to make. 