Q. How do you get your average Englishman to shrug his shoulders and say ‘Oh well, I suppose we’ll have to put up with it’?
A. Tell him he has to work until he’s 68.
Q. How do you get your average Scotsman to shrug his shoulders and say ‘Fuck that’?
A. Tell him he has to go to work. 
“France is a paradise populated by people who think they are in hell” Sylvain Tesson
I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry at that one. One pothole around here ended up costing me £1600. 
“France is wasted on the French”-most English people 
I like France. And the French. And the food. And the wine. And specifically “huitre”… 
You get crappy people anywhere, not more so in France than anywhere else.
Rare photo of a vegan plane refuelling…
That’s certainly why so many english people come to live there 
The very point l was trying to make. Ah well, you can’t win a coconut every time…
