Wouldn’t it be nice if all the utilities company’s would send a letter to all those climate activist along these lines.
Dear Sir, Miss, Ms, or if you have no idea what you are.
Here at UK Gas / Electric / Water we, like you, are committed to ensuring that our business has the least effect in terms of damage to the climate of our planet.
As you know we at UK Gas / Electric / Water, are leaders in providing clean Green energy/ water where at all possible, we do however sadly have to rely on fossil fuel now and again for the foreseeable future in order to maintain supplies to you. We are however always on the lookout to reduce our impact on our planet.
It is with this in mind that I am proud to inform you, that as a direct result of your tireless efforts to persuade the Government to change their policy on fossil fuels that are no doubt causing the climate catastrophe that you are so admirably fighting the good cause for, we here at UK Gas / Electric / Water, have decided to disconnect your supply. I’m absolutely sure that you will support this decision in helping you fight the evils of climate change.
I would personally like to thank you for yours, and other people like you, who have taken the stand in this true and just fight. I do hope that the measures we have taken, will have your full backing. Rest assured we have taken these steps to show our solidarity with you.
After all, we wouldn’t like to think people could accuse you of HYPOCRISY.
Thank you for your custom in previous years. and good luck for the future.
Please don’t forget to recycle this letter in the correct bin.
