We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.
“This is the voicemail of The National Society For Prevention Of Tinnitus. Leave your message after the beep.”
Funny but true! My audiologists are only contactable this way
“So when do I get the results of the hearing test?”
“If you don’t hear anything, you’re fine!”
That’s just reminded me of riding up from Poole harbour to home on Friday. I was on a bit of dual carriageway and my bike started making funny noises ( a Yammy). I was looking down to the left, down to the right, then I suddenly realised, there on the outside lane was a smallish Harley. What a relief to realise my bike was fit and well.
Many years ago, on my Norton Dominator, I found myself alongside a VW Beetle (the noisy old rear engined type). I turned to my passenger and said jokingly “That sounds just like a blown head gasket”. You can imagine the rest…