As the weather was looking good it was time to take out Mrs Alfie for a ride around the Mendips. Ended up at Woodford Lodge at Chew Valley Lake for breakfast.
Very tasty but no Black Pudding.
I do struggle with the horizon. All the water flows to one side
Outside and inside views.
What no eggs?
It’s hiding in the bushes 
The egg is under the green stuff
There should not be any green stuff on a breakfast
Small Peas?
Just no - why would you?
Green top milk on yer ricicles??? 
Does anyone actually have ricicles?
Tekkink piss
I’ll allow you cocopops instead… 
(Edit - I stayed away from a frozen Oriental joke! 
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