A sausage walks in to a tanning salon…oh, hang-on, that’s not my wurst joke…
A huge fan of Brigitte Bardot decides to get the initials BB tattooed on his bottom.
So proud to show that to a mate he pull down the trousers and bend.
The mate asks: “who is that Bob ?”
I didn’t think orthopeadic shoes would help…
But I stand corrected 
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I went bald years ago but still carry a comb…
I just can’t part with it
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What does a man with diarrhoea and an electric car owner have in common?
They both hope they make it home!