Things that yank your chain

I would be very interested in this too.

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Shit like this:

Pair of the sad gits should be slapped until their ears fall off!
Goodwill to All my arrrrssseee!

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I can’t be arsed to read it, quite happy for you to act on my behalf and introduce the education stick to the people who need it…

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£3 pound to rent the film and they are suing for 5 million. What a pair of money schemer’s :slightly_frowning_face:

I didn’t want to read that, so I’m starting a class action suit, I want a Vincent black lightning and a puppy- my lawyers will be in touch.

Here we go!!!
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Coming to a street near you

I wonder if they’ll arrest my noisy wife if I take her to Cheshire, it’d be worth the journey…

Mugging out of the landing window 7am this morning, it’s a really nice view down through the village with Llynn y fan in the background, anyhow little old lady walking a Jack Russell which takes a dump at the end of our drive, she dutifully picks it up in a little bag but doesn’t bother to tie up the bag, bit odd I thought, then she walks another 30 yds has a quick look around and promptly tips it over some railings into our nearest neighbours flower bed :flushed:

He is a miserable old guy who so far hasn’t spoken to us despite our best efforts and is apparently English and pretty obnoxious to everyone. Not sure if this is Karma or a revenge dumping?

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At least it shows that you must be in OK with the locals.

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Spreckanzee Taffy… :joy:

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Reminds me of the Conservatives cheering aloud when they blocked payrises for nurses, firemen and police in 2017… yeah… well done boys… hooraah hooraah.

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The only person to enter parliment with honourable intentions was Guy Fawkes

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Wish I had a pound for every time I’ve heard “it’s ok he’s just being friendly” from dog owners as we’re brushing off unwanted mud and slobber.

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My bunch would never jump all over people, just poor owners and poor trainers.

Absolutely, love dogs, not so much irresponsible owners. :+1:

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…my dog doesn’t wear trainers. :thinking:

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Peasants peasants everywhere :thinking:

Some “entrepreneur” describing himself as a privileged middle-aged white guy has calculated what his lifetime carbon footprint is so far (yeah i wondered how too) and with a pathetic virtue signalling lack of logic has decided that the way to remove the harm his life has done is to walk from London to Istanbul, taking 6 months.

Nice to be able to take 6 months off, but to my mind, unless he’s going barefoot, naked and without food and water and swimming the channel, he’s actually going on a self publicised walking holiday. If he actually wanted to stop what harm his life has inflicted, he could give all his money away to plant a wood then promptly lay in a darkened room and snuff it. #futile

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What a prick. Him not you.

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