Things that yank your chain

WTF?

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Hardly a warm, friendly face to welcome you to church :flushed::astonished:

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Terrifying, more like. :grimacing:

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As long as they don’t do it in the street and scare the horses, who cares…?

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Bingo Allison? :joy:

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That can’t be serious - can it? It looks like the face has been photoshopped on there.

Mind you, I wouldn’t be entirely surprised to learn that it’s for real.

No, wait, it seems it IS for real …

“OMG!” has an entirely new meaning.

Not sure, does that mean the choir boys are safe?

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Or the “organist” :wink:

The organ GRINDR is definitely not safe …

Not if he keeps playing bum notes.

My pet hate at the moment are those narcissists Harry and Meghan. I’m sick to death of seeing their miserable faces on the news and across all the papers, forever whinging. Charlie needs to strip them of their titles.

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Oh dear, oh dear.

Should do away with all of them, pointless parasites.

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Exactly. Then all the lands that they “own” can be sold off cheaply to us peasants. It’s not as if they bought these lands in the first place, I’m sure they were usurped.

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Make them public spaces.

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The whole royal soap opera is a huge diversion from the real problems the country faces, which is precisely why the government-supporting tabloids are giving it so much publicity. Bread and circuses.

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Yup. When things go badly wrong at the circus, they send on the clowns. At the moment you can’t even see the sawdust…

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After the thousandth time, of requesting Mrs W to “Stop f**king mumbling”! I agreed to have an audiology check. For background info, the lovely Mrs W has a habit of starting a conversation, then wandering off into other parts of the house still talking, I have had tinnitus for years so I can struggle a bit with quiet voices, anyhoo, below are the results, she’s cockahoop and is giving me the big told-you-so and pushing me towards a hearing aid :flushed: that’s the last time I try to prove a point

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I said… THATS WORSE THAN MINE!!!

Half past three.