This made me laugh

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After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, and proceeded to ask in a loving voice,

‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?’

He responded: ‘I found the remote.’

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A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts;

“Ey up cock! Tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta from theer, it’s full o hoss piss an cow shite!”

The man shouts back,

“I’m sorry what was that? I’m from London, can you speak bit clearer please.”

The farmer replies,

“IF YOU USE TWO HANDS YOU WONT SPILL ANY!”

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In the Dutch version it’s a German… :rofl:

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Proudly on display outside a Tesco in Walthamstow.

(For anyone unfamiliar, blue plaques are placed on buildings around the UK to honour notable people who lived or worked there. This one probably wasn’t erected by English Heritage. :grin:)

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In the Scottish version it’s an Englishman.

National prejudice seems to be alive and well everywhere…

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Spot the deliberate mistake

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Takes dedication to misalign like that! :dizzy_face:


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Science!

https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/1fxeyz3/kids_shut_up_the_crying_when_you_throw_a_piece_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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Brave woman! :wave: :clap:

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https://youtube.com/shorts/nYK6EqqB8T4?si=kBSzs5xt56m5ggPq

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Should have stayed in the rubbish, methinks… :rofl:

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Yeah anything will pass for art these days…

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