I think that was a ketamine gummy too far
On his visit to Buckingham Palace during his 1st term as POTUS Trump was talking to Phil the Greek after dinner, and says, “mmm, I like all this worship and adoration, I think I’ll declare myself King”
“well”, says Phil, “there is a small problem with that, in that you don’t, you know, have a kingdom”.
“yeah, you’re right” says Trump, “maybe I’ll call myself Emperor instead”
“yes, I can see the advantages” replies Phil, “but again, you don’t actually have an empire either”
“gee, you’re on the ball today, so Mr Smartypants, what do you think I should do”
“well, you do have a country”
That joke, made about Margaret Thatcher, got Kenny Everett sacked. 
Shall I get my coat? 
@DCS222 just won the internet today 
Close this page. We are done here.
Disappointing 
