Also, found this of my buddy (circa 80’s) who had been doing some exhaust dragging… made me smile!
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It musk have been a joke😂
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Yeah, it’s all fun and games until your bra catches fire.
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Speaking from experience? 
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I have a vivid imagination. 
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To be honest, she needs more oxygen in that flame
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The Dali Lama goes into a pizza shop… “What’ll you have mate?” The vendor asked
“Make me one with everything!” He replied…
“That’ll be £16:90!” The vendor explained.
“Here’s £20…” the Dali Lama proffered, the vendor took the money and started to make the pizza. When he handed the pizza box to the Tibetan Buddhist leader, the Dali Lama inquired where his change was? “Change must come from within!” The vendor pronounced.
The Dalai Lama admitted this was true, and ate his pizza, but it gave him bad breath and bothered his sore tooth.
The Dalai Lama then walked to the dentist to get a filling. Although old and frail, he walked often, and he walked barefoot, as evidenced by the thickness of the soles of his feet. It is for this reason he is known as the “super-calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.”
The dentist inspected the Dalai Lama’s tooth, and said he could fill the cavity right then. When he offered to use Novacaine, the Dalai Lama declined, saying he wanted to “transcend dental medication.”
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