Today I have mostly been

[Octoberon]

You’re definitely not alone,. Steve.

The Muppet Show

[image] Well, a combination of comedy, anger, stupidity and petrol fumes… 100% true story. I arrived at the shell petrol station to fill up as usual, nothing wrong there. I usually sit on the bike when filling up so I did. I also had the shoei flipped up so my face was visible. Been going there for years. Took off the fuel cap (keyless ) and put it on the side, helmet flipped up, sat on bike and waiting for the attendant to start pump. So far, so good. Tannoy comes on “please get off of t…