Here’s my version of filling a skip with rubble……
Now I’ve never done that before!! Needed to loose the contents in a skip somewhere
Now I’ve never done that before!! Needed to loose the contents in a skip somewhere
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Today I’ve been touched by the well known LIDL malediction.
You know that one when your wife wants to have a look a the new expanded LIDL store where we never go, and once inside you tell her “how I just have a look at the tools, but don’t need to buy anything”…
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Oh…you got lured into the Aisle of Wonder…
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Yes fatal mistake going into Lidli 
Yesterday actually, but a very long day…
I left here at 06.00 heading to Wentworth for the BMW PGA golf.
Got home at 9.00pm after walking 18700 steps…!
A great day out for a golf fan..!
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Did you win?
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Today I have mostly been taking the mrs’ horse to the vet’s and back… As he was objecting to work, which is atypical of him, and was annoyed at the girth being done up, an ulcer was suspected. He was “scoped”, which meant a camera was shoved up his nose, through the esophagus and into his stomach. The images were clear to see on a screen in real time. Sure enough, several ulcers were found. So off home again laden down with medicine to be administered… This is going to prove an expensive outing… No point in not doing it when the poor faithful horse, who’s always happy to work hard is suffering though.
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Sorry to hear about the poor horse - I hope he gets better soon.
In the meantime, you could get one of these:
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You really know how to kick a guy when he’s down, Dave! 
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He’s only horsing about… I hope he doesn’t bridle? 
Wim will tell him to hoof it, if it’s too much to take and gets a cob on…
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You should probably rein it in a bit….
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Will you be saddling us with any more of these jokes?
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Neigh lad!
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Man ure funny…!
But, hay that’s surely the last straw..?
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I think any more puns will (Shet)land on deaf ears. I must-(h)ang my joke book up!
(I promise this is the last bit; I won’t saddle you with any more; in the mane, I will remain stable; you won’t have to dress(age) me down again; this really is the end of my tail… off I trot!!!)
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Yes but I haven’t been paid yet 
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You’re obviously paid by the inch then…
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Oh, he’s got a massive…
My mistake.
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